The Pyromaniac Mouse
There once was a mouse
who lived in a house
with a lactose-intolerant cat
Good friends they were, quite,
with little spit or spite
And they even shared the same mat!
One day on a whim
as Mouse sat on a rim
He thought up a brilliant trick
A dash of parmesan
in Cat's WhiskersTM pan
would surely make him quite sick!
So the unwary Cat
being hungry (and tired at that)
Ate dinner, without half a thought
He promptly rolled over
With little time to manoeuvre
A rush to the toilet he fought ...
Our poor cat wasn't pleased
To find he was cheesed
So he growled at Mouse like a tiger
But Mouse wasn't frightened,
No! His mischief heightened
And wouldn't you know, he found a lighter ... (the little blighter)
"What's that for?" snarled Cat
as he nauseously sat
when Mouse waved the new "toy" in his face
"Watch this!" said Mouse
and he lit up the house!
Whoosh! There was nothing but space!
At this point in time
Cat thought it prime
to hand Mouse over to the cops
"Poison!" they mumbled
"Arson!" they grumbled
and threatened to mince Mouse into chops ... (yuck)
Mouse was very sorry
to have caused such a worry
And begged to be pardoned, in tears
The cat took pity
The cops thought him sissy
But they let Mouse off with their jeers.
So the cat and the mouse
They found a new house
and bought Mouse a new block of cheese
Good friends they did stay
It seems, till this day
And life breezed on without a sneeze.
[Corresponding dandruff flake][Comment?]
14 November 2001, Wednesday, 9:57 PM
Alter ego of dandruff
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